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Marianita pinakakain ng alikabok nina Kris at Robin

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BUTI naman at natauhan na si Sarita Geronimo.

She is now her own woman and is capable of making sound decisions all her very own.

Hindi na lang pala sina Boss Vic del Rosario at ang eksenadora niyang madir na si Donia Divine ang nagdedesisyon sa kanyang career kundi may say na rin daw siya at pumipirma na sa mga kontrata at humahawak na rin ng kanyang sariling pera.

Dapat lang naman. After all, she’s of age na and it’s more than about time that she makes some important decisions in her life and showbiz career as well.

Anyhow, if this interesting bit of news that we’ve gathered happens to be true, kumuha na raw pala ng mga sarili niyang tauhan si Sarita (legal counsel and a host of people that would give her sane advice eklaboom..Haha hahaha!) para protektahan ang career niya at iba pang interes.

Buti naman at nag-mature na siya at nagdesisyong hawakan na ang kanyang finances.

Whatever, may bago namang acquisition si Donia Sarita.

Napakabongga ng bagong biling bahay nila sa Mindanao Avenue at tatalbugan talaga ang kasosyalan ng bahay ng ibang artista riyan.

Magaling ring mag-invest ang madir niyang si Mommy Divine.

Hayan at baka dumating ang panahong mabili na nila ang karamihan sa mga bahay sa Mindanao Avenue. Hahahaha!

Imagine, maliban sa bahay nila sa St. Charbel Subdivision, may bahay pa rin silang nabili sa bandang unahan ng kanilang tinitirhang subdivision kung saan nakalagay ang kanilang catering service.

In fairness, masasarap naman talaga ang mga pagkaing mabibili rito kaya sandamakmak talaga ang omo-order.

Well, sana nga’y matuto si Sarita ng tamang management ng kanyang finances para magkaroon siya ng sound future.

Dapat lang!

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MARIANITA PINAKAKAIN NG ALIKABOK NINA KRIS AT ROBIN!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Poor Marianita Lukresya. The delusional bitch is now being ignominiously clobbered up at the ratings by Kris and Robin’s soap Kailangan Ko’y Ikaw. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dati-rati, nakaeeksena pa siya nu’ng time na ang soap nina Bea at John Lloyd ang kanyang nakasasabay.

Pero ngayon, poor Marianingning, (Hahahahahahahahaha!) repeatedly ay pinakakain ng alikabok ang kanilang Temptation of Churva ng Kailangan Ko’y Ikaw.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman kasi, ayaw ng makipag-french kiss ni Glaiza de Castro kay Dennis Trillo kaya ang sole responsibility of making the soap rate is now resting solely on Marianing’s aging shoulders.

Aging shoulders raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!

Hanggang saan naman kaya kakayanin ng ilung si Marianing ang mabigat na responsibilidad na ‘yun, aber?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi kaya malugas nang husto ang pipito ng buhok ng reyna raw ng GMA kapag patuloy na sumisid ang ratings ng kanilang soap? Hahahahahahahaha!

Poor woman. She lives in a world of delusions and fantasy.

But until when? Hahahahahahahaha!

My condolences! Harharharharhar!

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WALANG PRIMA DONNA ATTITUDE SI ATE VI

Minsan pang pinatunayan ng Queenstar for all Seasons na si Governor Vilma Santos ang kanyang kababaang loob sa shooting ng kanyang unang indie movie na Extra under Quantum films ni Atty. Joji Alonzo.

“Wala talagang prima donna attitude si Ate Vi,” so says her avid follower Willie Fernandez. “She gamely mixed with the bit players in one tent and was most accommodating to their requests for souvenir shots with her.”

Wala raw talagang kaere-ere si Ate Vi at kahit pagod, naka-smile pa rin sa mga kasamang extra.

First time rin na gumanap sa ganitong role ang multi-awarded actress kung saan totally deglamorized ang kanyang role at perennially ay walang make-up at simpleng t-shirt lang ang suot.

Naniniwala kasi si Ate Vi sa project na dini-direct ni Jeffrey Jetturian kaya all-out siya para sa ikagaganda nito.

Ikaw na nga ate Vi! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, kasama ang Extra sa Cinemalaya Film Festival on July 23 up to August 4.

It’s too early to give a sound prediction but a lot of people are of the belief that Queen Vi would be one of the staunchest contender for the best actress category.

Dapat lang!

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MALIIT LANG PERO SOOO LAKI! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Natatawa ang mga vaklung kapag napag-uusapan ang young actor na ‘to na dyowa ng isang personalidad na old enough to be his grandpa. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kaya raw inlababu rito ang may edad ng personalidad ay dahil sa may asset itong tinatalbugan ang mga higit na matatangkad sa kanya pero disappointing naman ang mga nota. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

At least kahit maliit siya, meron namang malaki sa kanya where it matters the most.

Where it matters the most raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Meron nga naman riyan, six footer na naturingan pero what he’s keeping in between his legs is not the least bit remarkable.

Not in the least bit remarkable raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, that explains why this personality is head over heels in love with this diminutive teen-age actor.

For what he lacks in height, he compensates by way of the remarkable size of his genitals. Hahahahahaha!

How amusing!

‘Yun na!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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